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NEWS AND VIEWS THAT IMPACT LIMITED CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT

"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with
power to endanger the public liberty." - - - - John Adams

Sunday, October 7, 2012

ZOMBIES - It's the end of the world as we know it




It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.



EDITOR'S NOTE   -  Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.



Zombie Attack?  -  Naked man gnaws on woman's head
  • The Zombie Apocalypse is here.


HAWLEY, Pa. (CBS) – A Doylestown man, who was naked and bleeding profusely, gnawed on woman’s head all while “screaming like an animal” during a wild neighborhood rampage, state police said.

The bizarre incident played out in the early morning hours of September 7th in Hawley Boro, which is in Wayne County, Pennsylvania.

According to investigators, the incident began when 20-year-old suspect Richard Ciminio Jr. parked his car behind a home on Hudson Street, got out and stripped down to his underwear.  State Police say Ciminio then tried to break into a home, but was unsuccessful. Police say Ciminio then took off his underwear and continued down Hudson Street and broke into an unoccupied home.

While inside that home, police say Ciminio walked up to the home’s second floor and jumped out a window, causing severe injuries to his arms and legs when he hit the ground.  Bleeding profusely at this point, Ciminio then encountered two females who were walking down the street.

State Police say Ciminio tackled one of the females, causing injury to her and covered her in his blood. Investigators say Ciminio then “began to gnaw” at the victim’s head while “screaming like an animal.”

The two females were able to escape from Ciminio and call police.
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(Philadelphia - CBS News)




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Workers at Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg loaded a trash can filled with a dead deer into the trunk of a car shortly after the restaurant was closed down by health inspectors.


Oh Deer  - Employees of a Chinese restaurant drag a roadkill deer through public eating area into the kitchen
  • And you thought it was sweet and sour pork.


Customers at the Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg, Ky., alerted authorities after they spotted something they probably wish they hadn't: restaurant employees wheeling roadkill back to the kitchen.

Local CBS affiliate WYMT interviewed the witnesses. The roadkill was apparently a deer stuffed into a trash can. "There was actually a blood trail they were mopping up behind the garbage can," customer Katie Hopkins said. "There was like a tail, and like a foot and a leg sticking out of the garbage can, and they wheeled it straight back into the kitchen."


Kentucky restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen




Local health inspector Paul Lawson was called in to investigate. Lawson said the restaurant owners told him they didn't know they were doing anything wrong. "They said they didn't know they weren't allowed to do that. So that makes me concerned that maybe they could have before. They didn't admit to doing it before."

The owner said he didn't plan to serve the deer to customers—instead he planned to use it to feed his family.

(The News Journal)




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Yeah, you wish it was that long.


We Just Knew it  -  British men have bigger penises than the French
  • We all want to know who got the job of measuring?


British men typically have bigger penises than their French neighbors - but are less well endowed than the Germans, new research has claimed.
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The UK Daily Mail reports that the average British man's penis is apparently 5.5in when erect - coming ahead of the French at 5.3in, Australians (5.2in), Americans (5.1in) and Irish (5in).  And it towers over the average manhood in North and South Korea - the smallest in the study at a mere 3.8in.

But British men do not have a great deal to shout about in the trouser stakes - coming only 78th out of 113 nationalities covered in the study.

The men of Africa's Republic of Congo are best equipped of all at an enormous 7.1 in.

The sensitive subject has been tackled by Richard Lynn, emeritus professor of psychology at Ulster University.  He is known for voicing the controversial view that evolutionary pressures have led to racial and national differences in intelligence.

Professor Lynn says that the findings confirm previous theories of 'race differences in penis length' with Negroids the best endowed and Mongoloids the least.

The research is published in scientific journal Personality and Individual Differences.
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AVERAGE PENIS SIZE BY SELECTED COUNTRIES

Republic of Congo - 7.1
Ecuador - 7
Ghana - 6.8
Columbia - 6.7
Iceland - 6.5
Italy - 6.2
South Africa - 6
Sweden - 5.9
Greece - 5.8
Germany - 5.7
New Zealand - 5.5
UK - 5.5
Canada - 5.5
Spain - 5.5
France - 5.3
Australia - 5.2
Russia - 5.2
USA - 5.1
Ireland - 5
Romania - 5
China - 4.3
India - 4
China - 4
Thailand - 4
South Korea - 3.8
North Korea - 3.8


(UK Daily Mail)





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