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NEWS AND VIEWS THAT IMPACT LIMITED CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT

"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with
power to endanger the public liberty." - - - - John Adams

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Sunday Comics


Obama saves the Earth
from an asteroid collision.



"According to a new traffic study, it takes longer to get to work in Washington, D.C., than any other city in the country. On the other hand, they don’t do any work once they get there, so it’s pretty much a wash."    - - - - Jay Leno

 

 
"In Great Britain the bones of King Richard III, who was killed in 1485, have been discovered under a parking lot. And you know how he died? Fighting over a parking space."   - - - - Jay Leno
 
 

 
A Justice Department memo claims that President Obama has the right to order the assassination of an American anywhere in the world. Isn’t that crazy? In a related story, Donald Trump has gone into hiding.  - - - - Conan
 
 

 
"A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama’s economic policy is also his climate change policy."  - - - - Jay Leno
 
 




Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains





 
"Several states are now looking into the possibility of taxing marijuana as a source of revenue. That is so typical of the government, isn’t it? Trying to squeeze blood from a stoner."   - - - - Jay Leno
 
 


"This is crazy. The justice department is saying that President Obama can order drone strikes on American citizens, that he can do that. In a related story, this is the last Obama joke I’m ever doing on this show."  - - - - Conan









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